Make Dominican Great Again

Welcome back to Velvet Rope Blog!!! Your presence is making me all hot and bothered in the pants. I know, a lot of you are thinking, Dominican was never great. And you’d be right… until now. Let’s try for something a little more realistic, shall we?

I wonder what normal people think about?

Some of the top party college’s in Mericah, San Diego State (#42), Santa Barbara (#20), Arizona (#57), Tulane University (#1). Ok, so all of those ‘I’m shmacked’ school are out of our league. What we need is a slightly more artsy fartsy feel.

Tips on How… To Fill The Social Calendar
  • Hop on the fancy train and educate yourself about VINO. Napa is right around the corner — and YOU should be walking sideways, with a bottle of Rosé in your pouch.
  • Get your ass to San Francisco! Seriously people, it is one of the best city’s in the world, and it is less than 30 minutes drive. Underage or not, there is always something fun going on there. Plus you may actually just meet some other people, and make friends — or bump ugly’s 😉
  • San Rafael isn’t too bad during the week. Trivia night at the Mayflower is decent —  actually, scratch that. You’re better off getting really high and having a slumber party.
  • Plan Early — Don’t wait until Friday to organize your weekend. This shit is serious business, your social media followers deserve better.

Comment on this blog and i’ll spread a scandalous rumor about you. Y’all know how fast they spread at DU. As always…

I love you,

Disco Tramp


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