Come Won, Cum All

Uh suh dude, (not sure if that is still funny anymore but whatevs)

Velvet Rope is THE official newspaper, for unofficial news — WHAAAA?! Let me explain. The purpose of this blog is to inform readers about what they probably all ready know, but in a slightly more humorous and entertaining way. Focused on our social lives, and how they can be improved, it is our goal to put forth our very best effort, to create a community of like minded individuals. Here you will learn about new ways to fill your social agenda, recreational drug use, interesting music and movies, and please please please don’t quote Disco Tramp on this but maybe even some business chat to scare away the LARPERs.

Please react to this blog in any way you see fit. *use your words

I love you,

Disco Tramp